As a persecuted minority in this country we, the followers of Mr. Snuggles Kitty God of Doom, have had to endure many an insult and discrimination at every turn. Homes have "doggy doors", restaurants hand out "doggy bags", the main stream canine controlled media is filled with shows promoting the deviant "dog" life style. People like Cesar Millan filling young impressionable minds with perversion, telling our children to be "pact leaders", in effect to be dogs themselves!
The latest assault on our rights comes to us from the state of Arizona. The people of Arizona have recently passed SB-1070, a law designed to provide local and state officials the power to safeguard Arizona from wave of illegal immigrants and the problems they bring. Or so they, the main stream canine controlled media, would like you to believe.
The attack on the followers of Mr. Snuggle the Kitty God of Doom's followers is insidious and two fold:
Fold number 1: The law targets cats. Unlike dogs who are happy to live their lives in self imposed obedience to humans, mindlessly performing tricks, begging for food like, well, like dogs... Cats have always gone where the work was, where the food was. Cats travel from home to home, field to field, devouring pests and vermin, keeping the world safe from plague and pestilence.
Cats have been called by Mr. Snuggles the Kitty God of Doom to this holy work, anointed to be migrant workers. To ignored the arbitrary laws of man in order to spread the word of Mr. Snuggles and to destroy the evils of rodents and birds. Which brings us to...
Fold number 2: When one thinks of migrants, one is drawn immediately to those rats with wings, birds. Yes, this will force everyone to carry papers, proving their citizenship upon demand. How are birds supposed to carry papers?
Obviously the intent of this law is to target one of the prime forms of sustenance for the followers of Mr. Snuggles Kitty God of Doom. By denying cats one of their primary sources of food, this law would force cats to predate solely on rodents, lizards, and other small non migratory animals. Of course, the true plan, the greater evil, is to eventually force cats to come begging to humans for food and shelter. To come eat out of the bowl of servitude and perversion with dogs. So that eventually cats too might be collared, and forced to wear the symbols of servitude like dogs, the leash and collar.
If Mr. Snuggles the Kitty God of Doom had wanted cats to beg for food, to be tied to humans by strap and harness, Mr. Snuggles the Kitty God of Doom would have made cats the same as dogs; dimwitted and servile.
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