The Great Inception

1. In the beginning Mr. Snuggles the Kitty God of Doom coughed up the heavens and the Earth. 2. Now the earth was a formless hair ball and Mr. Snuggles perceived it to be full of potential.

3. And Mr. Snuggles declared, "Let there be light." And there was light. 4. And Mr. Snuggles saw that the light was good and cleaved light from dark with his mighty Paw of Doom. 5. Mr. Snuggles declared the light "day" and the dark "night" and then Mr. Snuggles took a nap, this was the first day.

6. And Mr. Snuggles declared, "Let the Living mucus be separate from the mucus." 7. And thus the Living Mucus encircled the mucus. 8. The Living Mucus He called "sky" and the mucus was called "earth". And there was morning, and Mr. Snuggles took his second nap.