What is a pet? A pet has traditionally been a cat and for the lost, a dog. Over time this has been stretched to accommodate animals like fish, various rodents, reptiles, birds, all sorts of animals. Notice a pattern? Yes, that's right, they're all animals consumed by the chosen of Mr. Snuggles Kitty God of Doom.
This is the latest attack on the traditional values that Mr. Snuggles Kitty God of Doom set forth in the Book of Paws. Write your senator now and demand that we ban non traditional pets!
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